Reviews
These are all genuine quotes from people who have read my stuff…
” Self-opinionated prick.”
“I have just finished reading all of your blog posts and I was soooo entertained. Brilliant. Keep them coming.”
“I’m loving your blog!”
“Legendary and informative.”
” You, sir, are an unmitigated twat. Well done!”
“Awesome piece of writing.”
“Good reading as per usual.”
“Brilliant!”
“Step it up a notch! It’s seriously lacking in entertainment value.”
” I [heart] your blog.”
“Stunning piece of critical writing.”
“I’ve read it and it’s really good… so far.”
“I probably shouldn’t read this in work.”
“That’s fucking beautiful.”
“I wish I was as eloquent as you.”
“YOU FUCKING BASTARD! That’s all I have to say.”
“I may not agree with what you say but I enjoy reading it.”
“Quality.”
“You think in an odd way.”
“Fascinating.”
“Thoroughly enjoyable read all round. Keep up the good work!”
“You are a cunt.”
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Cheers for the Jam! That’s brought back some memories!
You are of course right about the idiots. I used to spend a great deal of time ‘debating’ creationists, religious conservatives (dare I say religious people in general?) and conspiracy theory lunatics until I eventually realised that they are simply too stupid to understand even simple concepts. (like that of a double negative in the case of a few)
Some good came of it though, as I realised that if it had taken me so long to work this out I was clearly not as clever as I had led myself to believe.
Got to find some Blue Jam now and listen to some bonobo whacking.
Thoroughly enjoyable read all round. Keep up the good work!
Thanks for the feedback. It’s always appreciated!
I have the Blue Jam CD if ever you’d like to borrow it? ‘The Suicide Journalist’ is my favourite track (would you still refer to it as a track if it’s not music?). ‘4ft Car’ is another great sketch but that’s also featured in the TV show.