A Couple of Opinions About Jeremy Clarkson

Posted: 02/12/2011 in The Calculator
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1. I would like to see Jeremy Clarkson as Prime Minister. Or King. Or fucking ruler of the universe. What with his brilliantly politically incorrect musings and satirical metaphors about… whatever it is he talks about (I rarely listen) he would surely succeed where so many others have failed.

2. I would like to see Jeremy Clarkson brutally murdered by four homosexual men (4 Poofs and a Piano?), who batter him to death with their erect penises, and then I’d like to see him be fed to his children while his wife masturbates over the whole thing.

Just a couple of varying opinions about Jeremy Clarkson there to show I’m not biased. Obviously I wouldn’t wish for either to be true but it’s just a joke, Jeremy.


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